Behold! The “Regio toilet,” a gold plated toilet made by Japanese manufacturer Inax Corp.

Priced from $20,000 to $40,000, this golden throne is self-cleaning (it promises to kill all bacteria) and flushes automatically.

Your new golden throne also hath charms to soothe the savage breast — or butt, as it were –as while you sit to answer nature’s call, it’ll serenade you with music from its built-in digital sound system.

Feel free to take the potty jokes from here….

So sayeth the StickMonkey.

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