Full disclosure: I personally do not have a vagina and therefore am not qualified to offer an expert’s opinion on its care and maintenance. Still, I suspect that Gwyneth Paltrow’s recommendation on her GOOP website that women should steam their vaginas is something that should be ignored.

I say this mainly because again – although my vagina knowledge is limited – I can easily recall enough of my high school science class regarding the human body to ascertain that the distance between the vagina to the uterus is…more than just a little bit, shall we say? Plus, isn’t steam generally around the temperature of boiling water, which is approximately 212 degrees Fahrenheit?

Nevertheless, Gwyneth Paltrow claims that this vagina steaming actually makes it all the way up there and “cleanses your uterus, et al.”

Vagina-owners might want to Google such a claim to establish veracity.

So sayeth the StickMonkey.

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