… if they’ll still float now that Kellogg has announced it’s going to make Apple Jacks and Fruit Loops healthier by adding three grams of fiber per serving?

If somebody decides to add fiber to the fabulously tasty yet nutritionally null and void Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, it will be healthy and I will need to stop eating it – at which point I do not think life will be worth living.

So sayeth the StickMonkey.

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